Can one Believe that I have been with the Big Storage Company for almost a year.. Wow time sure does Fly... Its been a fun time.. I have learned a lot and seen some things (in our gov't) that makes one shake his head..
In a few weeks I get to head down to Orlando for the big Storage Company Party.. It should be a very educational week.. I am actually looking forward to it..
On the home front - all is well.. Doing Home improvement projects and getting ready for the summer...
I will try to keep this up to date more often...
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
So who caused this mess
I try to stay away from Politics as much as I can, but this is one really stupid and two affects all of us in some shape or form..
Well Well well... Here we go again.. Another day of finger pointing and he said she said... The Bailout failed to pass the house.. Well the White Knight and his Horse didn't help rescue us.. the Speaker of the house well I think hurt some feelings, All I have to say to these folks in Washington is listen and watch a little better.. Some one was sleeping at the wheel and we hit a HUGE iceberg.
The way I see it is that the Federal reserve caused this mess.. Yes the Great Alan Greenspan and the noble Mr. Bernake.. they Cut interest rates so low that anyone who could spell could get a loan.. I am sure if I had Hunter my yellow lab apply he would have gotten one..
Hence lies the issue, no one is held accountable and no one will come up with a real plan to help out here.. Our two Presidential Candidate really have no clue... Our VP Candidates, well one is a box of Rocks and the other has been in Washington too long..
We need a business person to lead this country, not a statesman or a politician anymore.
I am going to write a book, called 12 the bush years, how we got screwed, blued and tattooed... Its true Bush I Screwed us with the S&L mess and now Bush II Screwed us with the pending disaster.. - Not sure if I can be live him does any recall WMD?
SO I guess in this day and Age of gotcha Journalism, we should not care about gotchya Politicians cause they got us by the short hairs
Well Well well... Here we go again.. Another day of finger pointing and he said she said... The Bailout failed to pass the house.. Well the White Knight and his Horse didn't help rescue us.. the Speaker of the house well I think hurt some feelings, All I have to say to these folks in Washington is listen and watch a little better.. Some one was sleeping at the wheel and we hit a HUGE iceberg.
The way I see it is that the Federal reserve caused this mess.. Yes the Great Alan Greenspan and the noble Mr. Bernake.. they Cut interest rates so low that anyone who could spell could get a loan.. I am sure if I had Hunter my yellow lab apply he would have gotten one..
Hence lies the issue, no one is held accountable and no one will come up with a real plan to help out here.. Our two Presidential Candidate really have no clue... Our VP Candidates, well one is a box of Rocks and the other has been in Washington too long..
We need a business person to lead this country, not a statesman or a politician anymore.
I am going to write a book, called 12 the bush years, how we got screwed, blued and tattooed... Its true Bush I Screwed us with the S&L mess and now Bush II Screwed us with the pending disaster.. - Not sure if I can be live him does any recall WMD?
SO I guess in this day and Age of gotcha Journalism, we should not care about gotchya Politicians cause they got us by the short hairs
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
WOW Can we say Fashion Pain??
So N and I went up to the Fredneck county Fair this evening.. Of course the big draw was the world of Fredneck Maryland.. I am being to think its the land that time forgot. All I can say wow.. Some people need to understand that we don't want to see their guts hang out of their 1/2 shirts and over the top of thier pants..
Other than that it was a fair yeahaw.... Good eats and well Rednecks.. its all good up this way...
Today was not a good day for the 5 series... It was back into or hit the parking lot in McLean, not sure what happend and then I hit a ground hog on I-70 go figure...
Megan is doing fine and seems to be feeling better so the Meatball is almost back to her pain in the neck self..
GO BIG BLUE
Other than that it was a fair yeahaw.... Good eats and well Rednecks.. its all good up this way...
Today was not a good day for the 5 series... It was back into or hit the parking lot in McLean, not sure what happend and then I hit a ground hog on I-70 go figure...
Megan is doing fine and seems to be feeling better so the Meatball is almost back to her pain in the neck self..
GO BIG BLUE
Monday, September 15, 2008
What a difference a few hours Makes...
Wow So I go to bed on Sunday and wake up Monday to Find out two of my former customers don't exist.. What a shock about Lehman and Merrill... I have a lot of Friends at both places... I wish them good luck and gods speed..
On another Megan (AKA Meatball) was diagnosed with K9 Addison's Disease over the weekend..
To say the least she sacred us... She was in pretty bad shape Friday.. We brought her to the vet and she was Hospitalized till Sunday... She is back to being her pain in the but self.. Which is good..
I have no moron Jokes this time, working at the Big Storage is great.. having fun and trying to make a difference..
GO Giants..
On another Megan (AKA Meatball) was diagnosed with K9 Addison's Disease over the weekend..
To say the least she sacred us... She was in pretty bad shape Friday.. We brought her to the vet and she was Hospitalized till Sunday... She is back to being her pain in the but self.. Which is good..
I have no moron Jokes this time, working at the Big Storage is great.. having fun and trying to make a difference..
GO Giants..
Friday, August 15, 2008
Having fun Yet!!
Its been a while since I added to the Blog... Lots has happened since then.. I left the land of the Moron and went to work for the Big Storage Company... - Great Move by the way..
I am learning that over government is broken and needs a major shake up... I am learning that Being far removed from the Morons is a good thing..
I also found that I really like working for Big companies.. - Never again will I work for a small "Family owned Company..
So for all of my Friends still working for the morons... I Strongly suggest you get out of there... The real world is more fun...
I will be updating this more and more over the next few weeks... Blogging is good
I am learning that over government is broken and needs a major shake up... I am learning that Being far removed from the Morons is a good thing..
I also found that I really like working for Big companies.. - Never again will I work for a small "Family owned Company..
So for all of my Friends still working for the morons... I Strongly suggest you get out of there... The real world is more fun...
I will be updating this more and more over the next few weeks... Blogging is good
Friday, May 9, 2008
Gone baby Gone..
So Today is my last day with the morons.. I can't say that I am sad to say good bye...
The last two years have been a forgetable experience for me.. I am the type of person who like to get stuff done and try my best to keep my management up to date on issues and problems..
But when you mgt decides to ignore you and really should not be in the role they are in... It just doesn't work... I guess being called a broken record and a troublemaker for telling it like it is and delivering the truth is a bad thing..
I might get in trouble for this line, but I really don't understand the Indian Culture.. I am happy I never will have too...
So all I can say is these clowns really make it tough to do your job and really don't understand and embrace technology..
I can say this.. The Land of the moron has some good people, but until they get rid of the current Mgt they will never chnage..
The last two years have been a forgetable experience for me.. I am the type of person who like to get stuff done and try my best to keep my management up to date on issues and problems..
But when you mgt decides to ignore you and really should not be in the role they are in... It just doesn't work... I guess being called a broken record and a troublemaker for telling it like it is and delivering the truth is a bad thing..
I might get in trouble for this line, but I really don't understand the Indian Culture.. I am happy I never will have too...
So all I can say is these clowns really make it tough to do your job and really don't understand and embrace technology..
I can say this.. The Land of the moron has some good people, but until they get rid of the current Mgt they will never chnage..
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Some Say good by but Others say hello
So As my time comes to and end with the morons lets take some of the important lessons I have learned and put them to good use.
1. Never work for a CIO who looks like the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert.. - he just might be the Pointy Haired boss from Dilbert.
2. Don't ever expect to make a posititive change in place that doesn't embrace innovation.
3. Don't think b/c you are going to work for a High-Tech firm they understand Technology.
4. Don't expect the CIO (AKA pointy haired Boss) to understand anything you tell him.
5. Do Expect to repeat yourself at least 22 times before your message is understood
6. Do Expect said message (see #5) to get ignored.
7. Do expect it to be a crisis when Said message (see #5) come true and the pointy haired boss forgot that you told him said message (see #5.
1. Never work for a CIO who looks like the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert.. - he just might be the Pointy Haired boss from Dilbert.
2. Don't ever expect to make a posititive change in place that doesn't embrace innovation.
3. Don't think b/c you are going to work for a High-Tech firm they understand Technology.
4. Don't expect the CIO (AKA pointy haired Boss) to understand anything you tell him.
5. Do Expect to repeat yourself at least 22 times before your message is understood
6. Do Expect said message (see #5) to get ignored.
7. Do expect it to be a crisis when Said message (see #5) come true and the pointy haired boss forgot that you told him said message (see #5.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Monday, December 10, 2007
Team Moron Goes to an offsite
So The Morons Strike again..... Our Brain Trust C-level Moron and Sr. Vice Moron decided to have an off site with some of the leadership with in the group.. So off we go to 6 hours of Death by power point...
What did I get out of it you may ask???
1. My boss does not send anything up the chain that is bad news like 20yr old Data centers that need to be replaces
2. The CEO of the Moron Company makes not much more than I do.. - Hmm interesting.. I drive a Dodge - he has like 10 Mercedes and BMWS and a really expensive James Bond car... so I guess we are on the same pay grade!!! - NOT
3. Its time to find a new Job... I really need to get out of this place.. The Morons are Dragging me down to their Level and Beating me with Experience.
So after the wonderful off site which was a complete waste of time except for a good free lunch. We are now totally informed on what the Moron expect..
I took the high road on one issue.. I have raised several issues to my Boss C-level Moron and gave him several option on how to fix them... Has he shared any of this info - NO!!!! SO the Sr. Vice Moron asked me to give him this info via the C-level - moron.. I wonder where that is going to go..- NO where..
GO MORONS GO!!!
What did I get out of it you may ask???
1. My boss does not send anything up the chain that is bad news like 20yr old Data centers that need to be replaces
2. The CEO of the Moron Company makes not much more than I do.. - Hmm interesting.. I drive a Dodge - he has like 10 Mercedes and BMWS and a really expensive James Bond car... so I guess we are on the same pay grade!!! - NOT
3. Its time to find a new Job... I really need to get out of this place.. The Morons are Dragging me down to their Level and Beating me with Experience.
So after the wonderful off site which was a complete waste of time except for a good free lunch. We are now totally informed on what the Moron expect..
I took the high road on one issue.. I have raised several issues to my Boss C-level Moron and gave him several option on how to fix them... Has he shared any of this info - NO!!!! SO the Sr. Vice Moron asked me to give him this info via the C-level - moron.. I wonder where that is going to go..- NO where..
GO MORONS GO!!!
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
The Moron Sleeps today!!!!
One of our techs caught our fearless SVP napping on the Job... So to honor him I dedicate
The Moron Sleeps today!!!!
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
In the chair the real big Chair the moron sleeps today
In the chair the real big Chair the moron sleeps today
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
In his office his big corner office the moron sleeps during the day
In his office his big corner office the moron sleeps during the day
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
Hush everyone, you better be quiet. The moron sleeps today
hush everyone, you better be quiet. The moron sleeps today
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Running
Runnin' With The Morons
I run my group like there's no tomorrow
And all I've got I had no idea how
Least I don't need to think or contemplate
Yes I'm working at a place that kills
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons
I found the Stupid life is so stupid
When I jumped out on that Satellite
I got no Brains, no Brains you'd call real
Ain't got nothing waiting between the ears
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons
You know I, I found the Stupid life is so stupid
When I jumped out on that Satellite
I got no Brains, no Brains you'd call real
Ain't got nothing waiting between the ears
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
They are beating me....
Did you ever get dragged down to some ones level of stupidity and they start to beat you down with experience.. Well I am feeling that here at the H company..
THE MORONS ARE WINNING!!!!!!
I am beggining to Beilve that I don't communicate well, don't talk to anyone who I manage.. And I meet with my new Boss at least once a week.. - I guess I must sleep a lot too cause I don't recall any meetings with my new boss or any interaction with him outside of a poorly run project meeting..
I guess its time for me to accept the fact that as long as I am here the Morons will win.. Nothing I can do about it... Nothing I can say will make it better... I just have to learn to comply with the morons...
THE MORONS ARE WINNING!!!!!!
I am beggining to Beilve that I don't communicate well, don't talk to anyone who I manage.. And I meet with my new Boss at least once a week.. - I guess I must sleep a lot too cause I don't recall any meetings with my new boss or any interaction with him outside of a poorly run project meeting..
I guess its time for me to accept the fact that as long as I am here the Morons will win.. Nothing I can do about it... Nothing I can say will make it better... I just have to learn to comply with the morons...
Monday, November 19, 2007
Meet the new CEO of Moronville
BEETLE - ROCKS
He's beetle
He's as bad as can
And he knows
He's the best
This is beetle
Is as bad as can
He knows
He's the best
He's big and he's strong
And he knows he is badder
And he knows what he gets
He knows what he knows
He knows what we have
He knows what he gets
It gets better
Beetle is as bad as can
He knows he's the best
This is beetle
Is as bad as can
He knows he's the best
He's big and he's strong
And he knows he is badder
And he know what he gets
He knows what he knows
And he knows what we have
He knows what he gets
It gets better
And he's a tough guy
And he knows and he knows the best i can
He's beetle
He's as bad as can
He knows he's the best
Beetle
Is as bad as can
And he knows he's the best
This is beetle
Is as bad as can
And he knows he's the best
Its beetle x4
Beetle
Its beetle x2
Its beetle
He's as bad as can
And he knows he's the best
Its beetle
Is as bad as can
And he knows he's the b-e-e-e-e-e-e-st
Another One Bites the Dust
So here at club moron we have what we call the Dead pool...
So we lost another today... Our DOS... DOS is a good guy and well knows what he knows and knows that club moron is not for him...
We will miss DOS... But as we say here in the land of the moron "YOU LUCKY BASTARD"
Just remember never argue with a Moron they will drag you down and beat you with experience.
So as far as today - Moron #2 the Cxxx of club idiot has been sent about 70 emails about a product that we can't support..... But he doesn't want to do anything about it...
This clown is killing me... I set him up to succeed, but he doesn't want to listen.. Either he is a moron or just plain stupid... I am guessing very very stupid at this point..
How about those JETS!!!!
So we lost another today... Our DOS... DOS is a good guy and well knows what he knows and knows that club moron is not for him...
We will miss DOS... But as we say here in the land of the moron "YOU LUCKY BASTARD"
Just remember never argue with a Moron they will drag you down and beat you with experience.
So as far as today - Moron #2 the Cxxx of club idiot has been sent about 70 emails about a product that we can't support..... But he doesn't want to do anything about it...
This clown is killing me... I set him up to succeed, but he doesn't want to listen.. Either he is a moron or just plain stupid... I am guessing very very stupid at this point..
How about those JETS!!!!
Friday, November 16, 2007
Buck Foston
Well today is the day... The good guys in the land of the Morons took a hit.. Our good friend and Colleague, BF is leaving us... Our fight against the powers of Moronocricity has taken a big blow..
BF is heading off to retardedment... I am so jealous.. A good guy and the voice of Sanity for us who are trying to remain normal in the land of the moron...
As BF would say how was the play Mrs. Lincoln??? Good I think!!!
But he is tired of the fight against the evil morons and wants to go back to enemy Territory Red Sox nation..
As we say in the Bronx have a Nice Day... But BF is a good guy and he will be missed... But He does owe me Dinner at Tellers.. Yummy... Plus I think he will hook me up in the next Life with Spa treatments at his son's spa on LI... Click-Clack.
So I guess God answers all your Prayers - Some times the answer is no, but in BF's case its yes and YES he can run from the Morons..
So we wish BF good luck in his retardedment and hope it goes well... 20Db hot... True Quam...
Buck Foston
BF is heading off to retardedment... I am so jealous.. A good guy and the voice of Sanity for us who are trying to remain normal in the land of the moron...
As BF would say how was the play Mrs. Lincoln??? Good I think!!!
But he is tired of the fight against the evil morons and wants to go back to enemy Territory Red Sox nation..
As we say in the Bronx have a Nice Day... But BF is a good guy and he will be missed... But He does owe me Dinner at Tellers.. Yummy... Plus I think he will hook me up in the next Life with Spa treatments at his son's spa on LI... Click-Clack.
So I guess God answers all your Prayers - Some times the answer is no, but in BF's case its yes and YES he can run from the Morons..
So we wish BF good luck in his retardedment and hope it goes well... 20Db hot... True Quam...
Buck Foston
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Today in Moronville
For the latest installment of Mornocracity listen to this one... I have a hard time believing what goes on at the H company on a Daily basis..
Well the Rock stars of Rock fetches are at it again.... Hmm How can we take an operational infrastructure type team and make it fit into a poorly managed cowboy like Development model...
So if you have like 14 people in one group and 16 in another and they do 90% operations work and 10% Value Add? What is Value added? Good question? Value add?
so like 27 of them are operations folks I want to make it so that we do 50% operations and 50% value added stuff..
So how does this work? Its called 3 Card Monti !!!! Shuffle it around until you get my numbers right!!! MORONS
The joys of the H company.... LET MORONS RING!!!
Well the Rock stars of Rock fetches are at it again.... Hmm How can we take an operational infrastructure type team and make it fit into a poorly managed cowboy like Development model...
So if you have like 14 people in one group and 16 in another and they do 90% operations work and 10% Value Add? What is Value added? Good question? Value add?
so like 27 of them are operations folks I want to make it so that we do 50% operations and 50% value added stuff..
So how does this work? Its called 3 Card Monti !!!! Shuffle it around until you get my numbers right!!! MORONS
The joys of the H company.... LET MORONS RING!!!
Monday, November 12, 2007
Sunday Silenced
Being a big sports fans has its ups and downs...
Since I have been following sports the last 20 yrs , I have seen some great NY based teams..
Since My move down south I have adopted the Ravens as my #2 go football team
So here have been some good moments in my pro sport History
1. 1986 - Giants win the Superbowl
2. 1990 Giants win the Superbowl
3. 1994 Rangers win the Stanley Cup
4. 1996 Yankees win the World Series
5. 1998- 2000 Yankees win the World Series
Jeff's High school sport Record!!!
1987 Sachem wins the Rutgers Cup!!!! - My High School Football team best team in the County
1986-1988 Sachem Wrestling county Champs - Me - Place winner and runner up as well
So I have seen my share success's and Failures during my sports life...
But yesterday hit Rock bottom.... (I can't even pick on the JETS - good thing they had a bye)
Bengals 21- Ravens 7 6 turnovers - No quarter back poor coaching - Billick must go
Cowboys 31- Giants 20 - so much for six in a row...
So I got to sit throw the Ravens debacle - how bad was that!!!!
The only solace is the redskins lost in bad way to the Eagles!!!! :)
Since I have been following sports the last 20 yrs , I have seen some great NY based teams..
Since My move down south I have adopted the Ravens as my #2 go football team
So here have been some good moments in my pro sport History
1. 1986 - Giants win the Superbowl
2. 1990 Giants win the Superbowl
3. 1994 Rangers win the Stanley Cup
4. 1996 Yankees win the World Series
5. 1998- 2000 Yankees win the World Series
Jeff's High school sport Record!!!
1987 Sachem wins the Rutgers Cup!!!! - My High School Football team best team in the County
1986-1988 Sachem Wrestling county Champs - Me - Place winner and runner up as well
So I have seen my share success's and Failures during my sports life...
But yesterday hit Rock bottom.... (I can't even pick on the JETS - good thing they had a bye)
Bengals 21- Ravens 7 6 turnovers - No quarter back poor coaching - Billick must go
Cowboys 31- Giants 20 - so much for six in a row...
So I got to sit throw the Ravens debacle - how bad was that!!!!
The only solace is the redskins lost in bad way to the Eagles!!!! :)
Bon Jovi - with Dee
I am going to see Bon Jovi with my MIL on 28-feb-08 - How sacry is that!!!!
In tribute to this fine occasion I think we need to investigate all the great American Hair Bands!!!!
Yeah, well I've been up and been down, town to town with several bands, Then tortured for ten long years by critics, agents and the A&R man, and some bandwagon fans.
It's time to stand up, fight back, be proud and once again be free, So if you want a piece of me, come and get it!
Kurt Cobain is gone but I'm back Wearing leather pants and a backwards hat Guitars slung low Where the down boys go
The night trains back so on with the show I'm Metal Health And dressed to thrill
I'm an SMF with the looks that kill I rocked and rolled, n' long hair is back
And I grew up, singing Strutter, And Back, in Black I'm going back to eighty-nine I went Platinum zero times
You're in the jungle sweet child o'mine I want another piece of that cherry pie
Chorus #1: (Oooooohhhhhh) They call 'em hairbands Leather jacket in black Throw your hands in the air Yeah we're bringing it back N' Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil again And Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil my friend So Say (Shout, Shout) never letting it end and say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) yeah…(Bad Medicine)
I like Old Van Halen and Hanoi Rocks Black n' Blue and Britny Fox Guns n' Roses, Motley Crue When Def Leppard rocked and Skid Row ruled Yeah, Ratt went round n' round Rocking out in Boston, get loud in Chi-town Vandenberg, Priest, Dok-ken, Kix Throwing Faster Pussycat in the mix (P-P-P-P-P-Pussycat) Give me L.A. Guns & The Dangerous Toys Quiet Riot, Bang Tango & Bullet Boys Love Johnny Crash grunge bands are trash I like C.C. DeVille, Mick Mars, and Slash
Chorus: #2 Breakdown: Yeah, I saw your grunge band, staring at your shoes on stage, wearing that dirty flannel shirt, when you gonna learn dirtball, you just can't f**k with Twisted Sister. "What are you going to do with your life"?
I'm an American hairband Watch me rock You can raise your hands Or you can suck my c**k Heavy Metal God I'm a Pin-up boy I'm the singer from Tuff not Pretty Boy Floyd Super loud and Super wild Sebastian Bach is youth gone wild Diamond Dave and Nikki Sixx I wanna see Tommy Lee back spinning those sticks Up all night, gonna sleep all day I love girls; girls, girls and I love L.A. I won't waste my breath, but here's a clue Give Pearl Jam & Eddie a big f**k you Who cares about Weezer and the Screeming Trees When we got White Lion And of course the Sleeze Beez
If you wanna rock n' roll then read my lips Let's shout it out loud For a band named KISS
Chorus: (Oooooohhhhhh) They call 'em hairbands Wearing leather and black So throw your hands in the air Now we're bringing it back N' Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil again And Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil my friend So Say (Shout, Shout) never letting it end and say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) yeah, I'm a hairband wanted dead or alive Singing (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) I wanna rock n' roll in the still of the night Say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) Gonna take you down to the Paradise city And (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) Everybody let's sing talk dirty to me
In tribute to this fine occasion I think we need to investigate all the great American Hair Bands!!!!
Yeah, well I've been up and been down, town to town with several bands, Then tortured for ten long years by critics, agents and the A&R man, and some bandwagon fans.
It's time to stand up, fight back, be proud and once again be free, So if you want a piece of me, come and get it!
Kurt Cobain is gone but I'm back Wearing leather pants and a backwards hat Guitars slung low Where the down boys go
The night trains back so on with the show I'm Metal Health And dressed to thrill
I'm an SMF with the looks that kill I rocked and rolled, n' long hair is back
And I grew up, singing Strutter, And Back, in Black I'm going back to eighty-nine I went Platinum zero times
You're in the jungle sweet child o'mine I want another piece of that cherry pie
Chorus #1: (Oooooohhhhhh) They call 'em hairbands Leather jacket in black Throw your hands in the air Yeah we're bringing it back N' Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil again And Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil my friend So Say (Shout, Shout) never letting it end and say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) yeah…(Bad Medicine)
I like Old Van Halen and Hanoi Rocks Black n' Blue and Britny Fox Guns n' Roses, Motley Crue When Def Leppard rocked and Skid Row ruled Yeah, Ratt went round n' round Rocking out in Boston, get loud in Chi-town Vandenberg, Priest, Dok-ken, Kix Throwing Faster Pussycat in the mix (P-P-P-P-P-Pussycat) Give me L.A. Guns & The Dangerous Toys Quiet Riot, Bang Tango & Bullet Boys Love Johnny Crash grunge bands are trash I like C.C. DeVille, Mick Mars, and Slash
Chorus: #2 Breakdown: Yeah, I saw your grunge band, staring at your shoes on stage, wearing that dirty flannel shirt, when you gonna learn dirtball, you just can't f**k with Twisted Sister. "What are you going to do with your life"?
I'm an American hairband Watch me rock You can raise your hands Or you can suck my c**k Heavy Metal God I'm a Pin-up boy I'm the singer from Tuff not Pretty Boy Floyd Super loud and Super wild Sebastian Bach is youth gone wild Diamond Dave and Nikki Sixx I wanna see Tommy Lee back spinning those sticks Up all night, gonna sleep all day I love girls; girls, girls and I love L.A. I won't waste my breath, but here's a clue Give Pearl Jam & Eddie a big f**k you Who cares about Weezer and the Screeming Trees When we got White Lion And of course the Sleeze Beez
If you wanna rock n' roll then read my lips Let's shout it out loud For a band named KISS
Chorus: (Oooooohhhhhh) They call 'em hairbands Wearing leather and black So throw your hands in the air Now we're bringing it back N' Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil again And Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil my friend So Say (Shout, Shout) never letting it end and say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) yeah, I'm a hairband wanted dead or alive Singing (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) I wanna rock n' roll in the still of the night Say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) Gonna take you down to the Paradise city And (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) Everybody let's sing talk dirty to me
Friday, November 2, 2007
Just end the Season Part II
So the Mighty Washington Redskins treck north to Giants Stadium this weekend to take on Your New York JETS jets jets jets..........
talk about a Barn burner of a game... The 1-7 Jets and the Superbowl bound Redskins who go robbed last week 52-7 by the Patriots..
As the New England folks call Eric Manjudas and his new QB are looking at the Fearsome Foreskins!!!!
I hate that Friggin fireman- JETS JETS JETS JETS - what ever!!!!! So lets hope for the best and maybe a 0-0 tie but at least we could say that NE isn't running the score up on either team this weekend..
talk about a Barn burner of a game... The 1-7 Jets and the Superbowl bound Redskins who go robbed last week 52-7 by the Patriots..
As the New England folks call Eric Manjudas and his new QB are looking at the Fearsome Foreskins!!!!
I hate that Friggin fireman- JETS JETS JETS JETS - what ever!!!!! So lets hope for the best and maybe a 0-0 tie but at least we could say that NE isn't running the score up on either team this weekend..
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