Monday, December 10, 2007

Team Moron Goes to an offsite

So The Morons Strike again..... Our Brain Trust C-level Moron and Sr. Vice Moron decided to have an off site with some of the leadership with in the group.. So off we go to 6 hours of Death by power point...



What did I get out of it you may ask???



1. My boss does not send anything up the chain that is bad news like 20yr old Data centers that need to be replaces

2. The CEO of the Moron Company makes not much more than I do.. - Hmm interesting.. I drive a Dodge - he has like 10 Mercedes and BMWS and a really expensive James Bond car... so I guess we are on the same pay grade!!! - NOT

3. Its time to find a new Job... I really need to get out of this place.. The Morons are Dragging me down to their Level and Beating me with Experience.

So after the wonderful off site which was a complete waste of time except for a good free lunch. We are now totally informed on what the Moron expect..

I took the high road on one issue.. I have raised several issues to my Boss C-level Moron and gave him several option on how to fix them... Has he shared any of this info - NO!!!! SO the Sr. Vice Moron asked me to give him this info via the C-level - moron.. I wonder where that is going to go..- NO where..

GO MORONS GO!!!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

The Moron Sleeps today!!!!

One of our techs caught our fearless SVP napping on the Job... So to honor him I dedicate

The Moron Sleeps today!!!!

We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

In the chair the real big Chair the moron sleeps today
In the chair the real big Chair the moron sleeps today

We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way


In his office his big corner office the moron sleeps during the day
In his office his big corner office the moron sleeps during the day

We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

Hush everyone, you better be quiet. The moron sleeps today
hush everyone, you better be quiet. The moron sleeps today

We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Running

Runnin' With The Morons
I run my group like there's no tomorrow
And all I've got I had no idea how
Least I don't need to think or contemplate
Yes I'm working at a place that kills
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons
I found the Stupid life is so stupid
When I jumped out on that Satellite
I got no Brains, no Brains you'd call real
Ain't got nothing waiting between the ears
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons
You know I, I found the Stupid life is so stupid
When I jumped out on that Satellite
I got no Brains, no Brains you'd call real
Ain't got nothing waiting between the ears
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons
Runnin' with the Morons