Did you ever get dragged down to some ones level of stupidity and they start to beat you down with experience.. Well I am feeling that here at the H company..
THE MORONS ARE WINNING!!!!!!
I am beggining to Beilve that I don't communicate well, don't talk to anyone who I manage.. And I meet with my new Boss at least once a week.. - I guess I must sleep a lot too cause I don't recall any meetings with my new boss or any interaction with him outside of a poorly run project meeting..
I guess its time for me to accept the fact that as long as I am here the Morons will win.. Nothing I can do about it... Nothing I can say will make it better... I just have to learn to comply with the morons...
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
Meet the new CEO of Moronville
BEETLE - ROCKS
He's beetle
He's as bad as can
And he knows
He's the best
This is beetle
Is as bad as can
He knows
He's the best
He's big and he's strong
And he knows he is badder
And he knows what he gets
He knows what he knows
He knows what we have
He knows what he gets
It gets better
Beetle is as bad as can
He knows he's the best
This is beetle
Is as bad as can
He knows he's the best
He's big and he's strong
And he knows he is badder
And he know what he gets
He knows what he knows
And he knows what we have
He knows what he gets
It gets better
And he's a tough guy
And he knows and he knows the best i can
He's beetle
He's as bad as can
He knows he's the best
Beetle
Is as bad as can
And he knows he's the best
This is beetle
Is as bad as can
And he knows he's the best
Its beetle x4
Beetle
Its beetle x2
Its beetle
He's as bad as can
And he knows he's the best
Its beetle
Is as bad as can
And he knows he's the b-e-e-e-e-e-e-st
Another One Bites the Dust
So here at club moron we have what we call the Dead pool...
So we lost another today... Our DOS... DOS is a good guy and well knows what he knows and knows that club moron is not for him...
We will miss DOS... But as we say here in the land of the moron "YOU LUCKY BASTARD"
Just remember never argue with a Moron they will drag you down and beat you with experience.
So as far as today - Moron #2 the Cxxx of club idiot has been sent about 70 emails about a product that we can't support..... But he doesn't want to do anything about it...
This clown is killing me... I set him up to succeed, but he doesn't want to listen.. Either he is a moron or just plain stupid... I am guessing very very stupid at this point..
How about those JETS!!!!
So we lost another today... Our DOS... DOS is a good guy and well knows what he knows and knows that club moron is not for him...
We will miss DOS... But as we say here in the land of the moron "YOU LUCKY BASTARD"
Just remember never argue with a Moron they will drag you down and beat you with experience.
So as far as today - Moron #2 the Cxxx of club idiot has been sent about 70 emails about a product that we can't support..... But he doesn't want to do anything about it...
This clown is killing me... I set him up to succeed, but he doesn't want to listen.. Either he is a moron or just plain stupid... I am guessing very very stupid at this point..
How about those JETS!!!!
Friday, November 16, 2007
Buck Foston
Well today is the day... The good guys in the land of the Morons took a hit.. Our good friend and Colleague, BF is leaving us... Our fight against the powers of Moronocricity has taken a big blow..
BF is heading off to retardedment... I am so jealous.. A good guy and the voice of Sanity for us who are trying to remain normal in the land of the moron...
As BF would say how was the play Mrs. Lincoln??? Good I think!!!
But he is tired of the fight against the evil morons and wants to go back to enemy Territory Red Sox nation..
As we say in the Bronx have a Nice Day... But BF is a good guy and he will be missed... But He does owe me Dinner at Tellers.. Yummy... Plus I think he will hook me up in the next Life with Spa treatments at his son's spa on LI... Click-Clack.
So I guess God answers all your Prayers - Some times the answer is no, but in BF's case its yes and YES he can run from the Morons..
So we wish BF good luck in his retardedment and hope it goes well... 20Db hot... True Quam...
Buck Foston
BF is heading off to retardedment... I am so jealous.. A good guy and the voice of Sanity for us who are trying to remain normal in the land of the moron...
As BF would say how was the play Mrs. Lincoln??? Good I think!!!
But he is tired of the fight against the evil morons and wants to go back to enemy Territory Red Sox nation..
As we say in the Bronx have a Nice Day... But BF is a good guy and he will be missed... But He does owe me Dinner at Tellers.. Yummy... Plus I think he will hook me up in the next Life with Spa treatments at his son's spa on LI... Click-Clack.
So I guess God answers all your Prayers - Some times the answer is no, but in BF's case its yes and YES he can run from the Morons..
So we wish BF good luck in his retardedment and hope it goes well... 20Db hot... True Quam...
Buck Foston
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Today in Moronville
For the latest installment of Mornocracity listen to this one... I have a hard time believing what goes on at the H company on a Daily basis..
Well the Rock stars of Rock fetches are at it again.... Hmm How can we take an operational infrastructure type team and make it fit into a poorly managed cowboy like Development model...
So if you have like 14 people in one group and 16 in another and they do 90% operations work and 10% Value Add? What is Value added? Good question? Value add?
so like 27 of them are operations folks I want to make it so that we do 50% operations and 50% value added stuff..
So how does this work? Its called 3 Card Monti !!!! Shuffle it around until you get my numbers right!!! MORONS
The joys of the H company.... LET MORONS RING!!!
Well the Rock stars of Rock fetches are at it again.... Hmm How can we take an operational infrastructure type team and make it fit into a poorly managed cowboy like Development model...
So if you have like 14 people in one group and 16 in another and they do 90% operations work and 10% Value Add? What is Value added? Good question? Value add?
so like 27 of them are operations folks I want to make it so that we do 50% operations and 50% value added stuff..
So how does this work? Its called 3 Card Monti !!!! Shuffle it around until you get my numbers right!!! MORONS
The joys of the H company.... LET MORONS RING!!!
Monday, November 12, 2007
Sunday Silenced
Being a big sports fans has its ups and downs...
Since I have been following sports the last 20 yrs , I have seen some great NY based teams..
Since My move down south I have adopted the Ravens as my #2 go football team
So here have been some good moments in my pro sport History
1. 1986 - Giants win the Superbowl
2. 1990 Giants win the Superbowl
3. 1994 Rangers win the Stanley Cup
4. 1996 Yankees win the World Series
5. 1998- 2000 Yankees win the World Series
Jeff's High school sport Record!!!
1987 Sachem wins the Rutgers Cup!!!! - My High School Football team best team in the County
1986-1988 Sachem Wrestling county Champs - Me - Place winner and runner up as well
So I have seen my share success's and Failures during my sports life...
But yesterday hit Rock bottom.... (I can't even pick on the JETS - good thing they had a bye)
Bengals 21- Ravens 7 6 turnovers - No quarter back poor coaching - Billick must go
Cowboys 31- Giants 20 - so much for six in a row...
So I got to sit throw the Ravens debacle - how bad was that!!!!
The only solace is the redskins lost in bad way to the Eagles!!!! :)
Since I have been following sports the last 20 yrs , I have seen some great NY based teams..
Since My move down south I have adopted the Ravens as my #2 go football team
So here have been some good moments in my pro sport History
1. 1986 - Giants win the Superbowl
2. 1990 Giants win the Superbowl
3. 1994 Rangers win the Stanley Cup
4. 1996 Yankees win the World Series
5. 1998- 2000 Yankees win the World Series
Jeff's High school sport Record!!!
1987 Sachem wins the Rutgers Cup!!!! - My High School Football team best team in the County
1986-1988 Sachem Wrestling county Champs - Me - Place winner and runner up as well
So I have seen my share success's and Failures during my sports life...
But yesterday hit Rock bottom.... (I can't even pick on the JETS - good thing they had a bye)
Bengals 21- Ravens 7 6 turnovers - No quarter back poor coaching - Billick must go
Cowboys 31- Giants 20 - so much for six in a row...
So I got to sit throw the Ravens debacle - how bad was that!!!!
The only solace is the redskins lost in bad way to the Eagles!!!! :)
Bon Jovi - with Dee
I am going to see Bon Jovi with my MIL on 28-feb-08 - How sacry is that!!!!
In tribute to this fine occasion I think we need to investigate all the great American Hair Bands!!!!
Yeah, well I've been up and been down, town to town with several bands, Then tortured for ten long years by critics, agents and the A&R man, and some bandwagon fans.
It's time to stand up, fight back, be proud and once again be free, So if you want a piece of me, come and get it!
Kurt Cobain is gone but I'm back Wearing leather pants and a backwards hat Guitars slung low Where the down boys go
The night trains back so on with the show I'm Metal Health And dressed to thrill
I'm an SMF with the looks that kill I rocked and rolled, n' long hair is back
And I grew up, singing Strutter, And Back, in Black I'm going back to eighty-nine I went Platinum zero times
You're in the jungle sweet child o'mine I want another piece of that cherry pie
Chorus #1: (Oooooohhhhhh) They call 'em hairbands Leather jacket in black Throw your hands in the air Yeah we're bringing it back N' Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil again And Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil my friend So Say (Shout, Shout) never letting it end and say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) yeah…(Bad Medicine)
I like Old Van Halen and Hanoi Rocks Black n' Blue and Britny Fox Guns n' Roses, Motley Crue When Def Leppard rocked and Skid Row ruled Yeah, Ratt went round n' round Rocking out in Boston, get loud in Chi-town Vandenberg, Priest, Dok-ken, Kix Throwing Faster Pussycat in the mix (P-P-P-P-P-Pussycat) Give me L.A. Guns & The Dangerous Toys Quiet Riot, Bang Tango & Bullet Boys Love Johnny Crash grunge bands are trash I like C.C. DeVille, Mick Mars, and Slash
Chorus: #2 Breakdown: Yeah, I saw your grunge band, staring at your shoes on stage, wearing that dirty flannel shirt, when you gonna learn dirtball, you just can't f**k with Twisted Sister. "What are you going to do with your life"?
I'm an American hairband Watch me rock You can raise your hands Or you can suck my c**k Heavy Metal God I'm a Pin-up boy I'm the singer from Tuff not Pretty Boy Floyd Super loud and Super wild Sebastian Bach is youth gone wild Diamond Dave and Nikki Sixx I wanna see Tommy Lee back spinning those sticks Up all night, gonna sleep all day I love girls; girls, girls and I love L.A. I won't waste my breath, but here's a clue Give Pearl Jam & Eddie a big f**k you Who cares about Weezer and the Screeming Trees When we got White Lion And of course the Sleeze Beez
If you wanna rock n' roll then read my lips Let's shout it out loud For a band named KISS
Chorus: (Oooooohhhhhh) They call 'em hairbands Wearing leather and black So throw your hands in the air Now we're bringing it back N' Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil again And Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil my friend So Say (Shout, Shout) never letting it end and say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) yeah, I'm a hairband wanted dead or alive Singing (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) I wanna rock n' roll in the still of the night Say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) Gonna take you down to the Paradise city And (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) Everybody let's sing talk dirty to me
In tribute to this fine occasion I think we need to investigate all the great American Hair Bands!!!!
Yeah, well I've been up and been down, town to town with several bands, Then tortured for ten long years by critics, agents and the A&R man, and some bandwagon fans.
It's time to stand up, fight back, be proud and once again be free, So if you want a piece of me, come and get it!
Kurt Cobain is gone but I'm back Wearing leather pants and a backwards hat Guitars slung low Where the down boys go
The night trains back so on with the show I'm Metal Health And dressed to thrill
I'm an SMF with the looks that kill I rocked and rolled, n' long hair is back
And I grew up, singing Strutter, And Back, in Black I'm going back to eighty-nine I went Platinum zero times
You're in the jungle sweet child o'mine I want another piece of that cherry pie
Chorus #1: (Oooooohhhhhh) They call 'em hairbands Leather jacket in black Throw your hands in the air Yeah we're bringing it back N' Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil again And Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil my friend So Say (Shout, Shout) never letting it end and say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) yeah…(Bad Medicine)
I like Old Van Halen and Hanoi Rocks Black n' Blue and Britny Fox Guns n' Roses, Motley Crue When Def Leppard rocked and Skid Row ruled Yeah, Ratt went round n' round Rocking out in Boston, get loud in Chi-town Vandenberg, Priest, Dok-ken, Kix Throwing Faster Pussycat in the mix (P-P-P-P-P-Pussycat) Give me L.A. Guns & The Dangerous Toys Quiet Riot, Bang Tango & Bullet Boys Love Johnny Crash grunge bands are trash I like C.C. DeVille, Mick Mars, and Slash
Chorus: #2 Breakdown: Yeah, I saw your grunge band, staring at your shoes on stage, wearing that dirty flannel shirt, when you gonna learn dirtball, you just can't f**k with Twisted Sister. "What are you going to do with your life"?
I'm an American hairband Watch me rock You can raise your hands Or you can suck my c**k Heavy Metal God I'm a Pin-up boy I'm the singer from Tuff not Pretty Boy Floyd Super loud and Super wild Sebastian Bach is youth gone wild Diamond Dave and Nikki Sixx I wanna see Tommy Lee back spinning those sticks Up all night, gonna sleep all day I love girls; girls, girls and I love L.A. I won't waste my breath, but here's a clue Give Pearl Jam & Eddie a big f**k you Who cares about Weezer and the Screeming Trees When we got White Lion And of course the Sleeze Beez
If you wanna rock n' roll then read my lips Let's shout it out loud For a band named KISS
Chorus: (Oooooohhhhhh) They call 'em hairbands Wearing leather and black So throw your hands in the air Now we're bringing it back N' Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil again And Say (Shout, Shout) At the Devil my friend So Say (Shout, Shout) never letting it end and say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) yeah, I'm a hairband wanted dead or alive Singing (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) I wanna rock n' roll in the still of the night Say (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) Gonna take you down to the Paradise city And (Shout, Shout, Shout, Shout) Everybody let's sing talk dirty to me
Friday, November 2, 2007
Just end the Season Part II
So the Mighty Washington Redskins treck north to Giants Stadium this weekend to take on Your New York JETS jets jets jets..........
talk about a Barn burner of a game... The 1-7 Jets and the Superbowl bound Redskins who go robbed last week 52-7 by the Patriots..
As the New England folks call Eric Manjudas and his new QB are looking at the Fearsome Foreskins!!!!
I hate that Friggin fireman- JETS JETS JETS JETS - what ever!!!!! So lets hope for the best and maybe a 0-0 tie but at least we could say that NE isn't running the score up on either team this weekend..
talk about a Barn burner of a game... The 1-7 Jets and the Superbowl bound Redskins who go robbed last week 52-7 by the Patriots..
As the New England folks call Eric Manjudas and his new QB are looking at the Fearsome Foreskins!!!!
I hate that Friggin fireman- JETS JETS JETS JETS - what ever!!!!! So lets hope for the best and maybe a 0-0 tie but at least we could say that NE isn't running the score up on either team this weekend..
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