Some Say good by but Others say hello

So As my time comes to and end with the morons lets take some of the important lessons I have learned and put them to good use.
1. Never work for a CIO who looks like the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert.. - he just might be the Pointy Haired boss from Dilbert.
2. Don't ever expect to make a posititive change in place that doesn't embrace innovation.
3. Don't think b/c you are going to work for a High-Tech firm they understand Technology.
4. Don't expect the CIO (AKA pointy haired Boss) to understand anything you tell him.
5. Do Expect to repeat yourself at least 22 times before your message is understood
6. Do Expect said message (see #5) to get ignored.
7. Do expect it to be a crisis when Said message (see #5) come true and the pointy haired boss forgot that you told him said message (see #5.

Its Been a while

The Aging of Men!!!

Team Moron Goes to an offsite

So The Morons Strike again..... Our Brain Trust C-level Moron and Sr. Vice Moron decided to have an off site with some of the leadership with in the group.. So off we go to 6 hours of Death by power point...



What did I get out of it you may ask???



1. My boss does not send anything up the chain that is bad news like 20yr old Data centers that need to be replaces

2. The CEO of the Moron Company makes not much more than I do.. - Hmm interesting.. I drive a Dodge - he has like 10 Mercedes and BMWS and a really expensive James Bond car... so I guess we are on the same pay grade!!! - NOT

3. Its time to find a new Job... I really need to get out of this place.. The Morons are Dragging me down to their Level and Beating me with Experience.

So after the wonderful off site which was a complete waste of time except for a good free lunch. We are now totally informed on what the Moron expect..

I took the high road on one issue.. I have raised several issues to my Boss C-level Moron and gave him several option on how to fix them... Has he shared any of this info - NO!!!! SO the Sr. Vice Moron asked me to give him this info via the C-level - moron.. I wonder where that is going to go..- NO where..

GO MORONS GO!!!

The Moron Sleeps today!!!!

One of our techs caught our fearless SVP napping on the Job... So to honor him I dedicate

The Moron Sleeps today!!!!

We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

In the chair the real big Chair the moron sleeps today
In the chair the real big Chair the moron sleeps today

We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way


In his office his big corner office the moron sleeps during the day
In his office his big corner office the moron sleeps during the day

We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

Hush everyone, you better be quiet. The moron sleeps today
hush everyone, you better be quiet. The moron sleeps today

We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way
We-be dumb we-be dumb, We-be dumb we-be dumb, re-ally dumb-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way
A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way A-mo-ron-a-way

Running

Runnin' With The Morons

I run my group like there's no tomorrow

And all I've got I had no idea how

Least I don't need to think or contemplate

Yes I'm working at a place that kills

Runnin' with the Morons

Runnin' with the Morons

I found the Stupid life is so stupid

When I jumped out on that Satellite

I got no Brains, no Brains you'd call real

Ain't got nothing waiting between the ears

Runnin' with the Morons

Runnin' with the Morons

You know I, I found the Stupid life is so stupid

When I jumped out on that Satellite

I got no Brains, no Brains you'd call real

Ain't got nothing waiting between the ears

Runnin' with the Morons

Runnin' with the Morons

Runnin' with the Morons

Runnin' with the Morons

They are beating me....

Did you ever get dragged down to some ones level of stupidity and they start to beat you down with experience.. Well I am feeling that here at the H company..

THE MORONS ARE WINNING!!!!!!

I am beggining to Beilve that I don't communicate well, don't talk to anyone who I manage.. And I meet with my new Boss at least once a week.. - I guess I must sleep a lot too cause I don't recall any meetings with my new boss or any interaction with him outside of a poorly run project meeting..

I guess its time for me to accept the fact that as long as I am here the Morons will win.. Nothing I can do about it... Nothing I can say will make it better... I just have to learn to comply with the morons...